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| 6 MOST TERRIFYING (Not to mention yucky..) FOODS IN THE WORLLLDDD!!! XD |
| Thursday, August 21, 2008 |
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Okay guys! Di pa tapos ang aking blog. Hihi! As you may notice, kakaiba pa ang profile! Ahihi! Hintay lang kayo! Tinatype ko na ang talambuhay kong napakaganda! Weeee!!
Sa ngayon, gusto ko ipamahagi ang aking nabasang artikulo tungkol sa pagkain!
P.S.!! PARA SA MGA KUMAKAIN!! Wag na kayong kumain.. O Wag nyo na itong basahin.. Kung itutuloy nyo, wag nyo po ako idemanda kung sakaling lumabas ang pagkain nyo sa ilong. Salamat po!! ^-^!
Article By Tim Cameron
DI ko gawa!! Okei!! Nakuha ko lang ito sa link na ito!
#6.
Escamoles
From:
Mexico.
What the hell is it?
Escamoles are the eggs of the giant black Liometopum ant, which makes its home in the root systems of maguey and agave plants. Collecting the eggs is a uniquely unpleasant job, since the ants are highly venomous and have some kind of blood grudge against human orifices.
The eggs have the consistency of cottage cheese. The most popular way to eat them is in a taco with guacamole, while being f****** insane.
Wait, it gets worse ...
Escamoles have a surprisingly pleasant taste: buttery and slightly nutty. This hugely increases the chances that, while in Mexico, you could eat them without realizing you are eating a taco full of f*****g ant eggs.
#5.
Casu Marzu
From:
Sardinia, Italy.
What the hell is it?
This, dear reader, is a medium-sized lump of Sweet F****** Cow. Casu Marzu is a sheep' milk cheese that has been deliberately infested by a Piophila casei, the "cheese fly." The result is a maggot-ridden, weeping stink bomb in an advanced state of decomposition.
Its translucent larvae are able to jump about 6 inches into the air, making this the only cheese that requires eye protection while eating. The taste is strong enough to burn the tongue, and the larvae themselves pass through the stomach undigested, sometimes surviving long enough to breed in the intestine, where they attempt to bore through the walls, causing vomiting and bloody diarrhea.
Wait, it gets worse ...
This cheese is a delicacy in Sardinia, where it is illegal. That' right. It is illegal in the only place where people actually want to eat it. If this does not communicate a very clear message, perhaps the larvae will, as they leap desperately toward your face in an effort to escape the putrescent horror of the only home they have ever known. Even the cheese itself is ashamed; when prodded, it weeps an odorous liquid called lagrima, Sardinian for "tears."
#4.
Lutefisk
From:
Norway.
What the hell is it?
Ahhh, Lutefisk. After the larvae-ridden cheese, it's a blessed relief to sample a clean, down-to-earth Scandinavian recipe.
A little too clean.
Lutefisk is a traditional Norwegian dish featuring cod that has been steeped for many days in a solution of lye, until its flesh is caustic enough to dissolve silver cutlery.
Wait, it gets worse ...
For those of you who don't know, lye (potassium hydroxide/sodium hydroxide) is a powerful industrial chemical used for cleaning drains, killing plants, de-budding cow horns, powering batteries and manufacturing biodiesel. Contact with lye can cause chemical burns, permanent scarring, blindness or total deliciousness, depending on whether you pour it onto a herring or your own face. Or, so the lutefisk industry would have us believe.
#3.
Baby Mice Wine
From:
Korea.
What the hell is it?
What better to wash down your gelatinous lumps of lye fish than a nice chilled cup of dead mice? What better indeed.
Baby mice wine is a traditional Chinese and Korean "health tonic," which apparently tastes like raw gasoline. Little mice, eyes still closed, are plucked from the embrace of their loving mothers and stuffed (while still alive) into a bottle of rice wine. They are left to ferment while their parents wring their tiny mouse paws in despair, tears drooping sadly from the tips of their whiskers.
Wait, it gets worse ...
Do you wince at the thought of swallowing a tequila worm? Imagine how you'd feel during a session on this bastard. Whoops, I swallowed a dead mouse! Whoops, there goes another one! Whoops, I just puked my entire body out of my nose!
#2.
Pacha
From:
Iraq.
What the hell is it?
Of all the dishes, this is the one most likely to be mistaken for a threatening message from the mob. It' a sheep' head. Boiled.
Wait, it gets worse ...
Pacha only reveals its terror gradually. Sure, maybe you can get around the fact that you're eating face. But, the more you eat it, the more bone is revealed, until you give a final burp and set your cutlery down beside a grinning ivory skull. Its hollow eye sockets stare back at you with a look of grim damnation. "Burp while ye may," the sockets say, "for the same fate will happen to you--and all too soon."
We wonder why the Iraqis keep blowing themselves up? Wouldn't you, if every evening meal was a festival of death?
#1.
Balut
From:
The Philippines
What the hell is it?
Behold, for our journey of horror reaches its destination. Balut are duck eggs that have been incubated until the fetus is all feathery and beaky, and then boiled alive. The bones give the eggs a uniquely crunchy texture.
They are enjoyed in Cambodia, Philippines and the fifth and seventh levels of hell. They are typically sold by street vendors at night, out of buckets of warm sand. You can spot the vendors because of their glowing red eyes, and the faint, otherworldly sound of children screaming.
Wait, it gets worse ...
... Because you're never going to look at an egg the same way. Tell yourself that every time you crack open an egg from now on you won't be half expecting a leathery wad of bird to come flopping out into the skillet.
Yes, balut is upsetting on about a half-dozen levels. Sure, all meat eaters know on some level that the delicious chop on your plate used to belong to something cute and fluffy, which gambolled in the sun during the brief spring of its life. Most of the time, it' perfectly possible not to give a shit. But, when you're biting into something that hasn't even had a chance to see its mother' face ... well, it' different.
YUM YUM!! ANG SARAP NUH!!
Pero, I don't agree na no. 1 ang balut; i know na isang magandang balita nanaman to sa ating mga Pinoy(Maganda nga ba?), ngunit mas kadiri naman yung baby mice wine nuh!
My gosh! Di ko yata kayang uminom ng ganun. Okei sana yung pacha eh... wag mo lang tititigan. Ahehe! Hmm.. Ah basta! Nakakadiri talaga yung baby mice wine!!
Yung lutefisk.. hmm.. bka mamatay pa ko dahil dun! WAHH! Nakakalason pero kinakain nila? Iba na talaga nuh! Ahehe! Kung sabagay, tayong mga Pinoy nga kumakain ng Balut eh.
Nakaka O.o.. (weird-efied) nga lang yung casu marzu.. i mean.. masarap kaya yun?
Anyways.. siguro naman mas maraming weird na pagkain sa mundo nuh! Ako, ang pinakaweird na nakain ko pa lang ay ginisang kangkong na galing sa canteen ng school namin.. promise.. napaCR talaga ako nun.. So embarassing!
Kayo? Have you eaten anything weird lately??
O.o..
Hanggang sa susunod! ^-^! |
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| Wednesday, August 6, 2008 |
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Love life- ang isang aspeto ng buhay na tumatalakay sa mga pangyayari sa buhay na may kinalaman sa pag-ibig. Hayz! Wasak na love life ko! Ahaha! Pero.. okei lang.. MIND OVER MATTER!!! Hayz..
Napakamausisa kasi ng aking guro eh! Aba aba! Magkatabi lang kami sa upuan eh MASAMA, na?? WTF! Eh di na nga kami eh! Kelan ba nya maiintindihan yun.. T_T..
At dahil kelangan kong magpasaya dahil wasak na nga love life ko eh lalo pang winasak ng mala-lobong utak ng aking guro, eto ang isang simpleng storya tungkol sa pag-ibig.
A Silent Love
by smilez_22
From the very Begining, the girl's family objected strongly on her dating this guy. Saying that it has got to do with family background & that the girl will have to suffer for the rest of her life if she were to be with him.
Due to family's pressure, the couple quarrel very often. Though the girl love the guy deeply, but she always ask him: "How deep is your love for me?"
As the guy is not good with his words, this often cause the girl to be very upset. With that & the family's pressure, the girl often vent her anger on him. As for him, he only endure it in silence.
After a couple of years, the guy finally graduated & decided to further his studies in overseas. Before leaving, he proposed to the girl: "I'm not very good with words. But all I know is that I love you. If you allow me, I will take care of you for the rest of my life. As for your family, I'll try my best to talk them round. Will you marry me?"
The girl agreed, & with the guy's determination, the family finally gave in & agreed to let them get married. So before he leave, they got engaged.
The girl went out to the working society, whereas the guy was overseas, continuing his studies. They sent their love through emails & phone calls. Though it's hard, but both never thought of giving up.
One day, while the girl was on her way to work, she was knocked down by a car that lost control. When she woke up, she saw her parents beside her bed. She realised that she was badly injured. Seeing her mum crying, she wanted to comfort her. But she realized that all that could come out of her mouth was just a sigh. She has lost her voice......
The doctors says that the impact on her brain has caused her to lose her voice. Listening to her parents' comfort, but with nothing coming out from her, she broke down.
During the stay in hospital, besides silence cry,.....it's still just silence cry that companied her. Upon reaching home, everything seems to be the same. Except for the ringing tone of the phone. Which pierced into her heart everytime it rang. She does not wish to let the guy know. & not wanting to be a burden to him, she wrote a letter to him saying that she does not wish to wait any longer.
With that, she sent the ring back to him. In return, the guy sent millions & millions of reply, and countless of phonecalls,.. all the girl could do, besides crying, is still crying....
The parents decided to move away, hoping that she could eventually forget everything & be happy.
With a new environment, the girl learn sign language & started a new life. Telling herself everyday that she must forget the guy. One day, her friend came & told her that he's back. She asked her friend not to let him know what happened to her. Since then, there wasn't anymore news of him.
A year has passed & her friend came with an envelope, containing an invitation card for the guy's wedding. The girl was shattered. When she open the letter, she saw her name in it instead.
When she was about to ask her friend what's going on, she saw the guy standing in front of her. He used sign language telling her "I've spent a year's time to learn sign language. Just to let you know that I've not forgotten our promise. Let me have the chance to be your voice. I Love You. With that, he slipped the ring back into her finger. The girl finally smiled.
T__T!! So touching di ba??!! Like.. T__T!! Hayz.. I just have to wait. I think di talaga ito ang right time.
Nytnyt..
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| RuanneChi ♥ 10:52 PM |
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Baradong utak o Mental Block sa wikang ingles; yan ang aking nararanasan sa tuwing nakatitig ako sa "POSTING" screen ng aking blog. Bakit kaya sa tuwing ako'y di nagbblog ay ang raming ideyang lumalabas sa utak ko samantalang pag magppost na ko ay nalilimutan ko lahat? Short-Term Memory Gap nga ba ito? O sadyang makakalimutin lang ako?? O_o..
Ahh! Nakalimutan ko nga pala ikuwento sa inyo ang nangyari sa University of the Philippines College Admission Test na tnry ko. Ito ay naganap noong ika-2 ng Agosto, 2008, sa saktong 6:30 ng umaga. 4:00 am pa lang ay nagising na ko nung araw na iyon! Aba! Sobrang excited ang lola nuh! Ahaha! So yun nga, umuulan pa talaga! Totoo ata yung urban legend na sa tuwing magaganap ang UPCAt ay umuulan..
So ayun! Nag almusal ako ng sinangag at beancurd siomai na lasang panis... Ang gandang panimula ng umaga! Tapos, naligo sa tubig na mala-yelo sa lamig! WOW!! sobrang relaxing talaga!!
Matapos kong makapaghanda ay humayo na kami ng aking ama at ina. Nag-drive ang ina ko sapagkat di marunong mag-drive ng automatic na sasakyan ang aking ama. Sinimulan nanaman ng ama ko na mag sermon sa mama ko sa sasakyan. Sabi niya ang malayo daw ang inikutan namin! Kung dun daw kami dun sa ewan ko dumaan eh mas mabilis. Ewan ko sa kanya! Basta ang alam ko ay nakadating kassmi sa UP Diliman ng tama sa oras. Aba! Ang haba ng trapik!! What the Tetra PACK!! Kala ko talaga eh malalate ako! Not to mention, ihing-ihi na talaga ako! As in.. GRRR!!
Sa awa ng Diyos! Nakaabot ako sa LAW CENTER- BOCOBO HALL ng UP Diliman. Ang haba ng pila! Pinaalala sa akin ng mama ko na bumili ng tubig eh.. wala akong makita eh. T__T! Memeory gap talaga nuh!
Pero pumasok pa rin ako! Sapagkat lalabas na ata ang tubig sa aking katawan. Nakahihiya mang magtanong kung saan ang cr pero nagtanong pa rin ako. Matapos ko mailabas ang tubig ay pumila na ko agad. Tapos nakaramdam ako ng uhaw! SHEETTT!! Inaasar ata talaga ako ng m undo ng araw na iyon.
So iyon, pinapila muna kami at pinaupo. Ang aking utak ay nasa isang galong tubig na dala dala ng aking katabi na alam kong di ko maiinom habang buhay... SHEETT!! Uhaw na uhaw na talaga ako!!
Pero kahit nauuhaw man ay nag test pa din ako. NAWINDANG AKO SA MATHH!!! Puro Geometry! My Ghhaddd! Di ako nag0aral ng geometry! Actually, di naman talaga ako nag review eh, PERO KAHIT NA!! Shhiiittttaaakkkkeeee mushhhrrroooommmm!!!!!
Pero sa awa ng Diyos, natapos ko lahat. May mga laktaw nga lang pero at least natapos ko di ba! Pero 99.99999999999999999% SURE AKO na babagsak me. Yung 0.00000000000000001 ay papasa pero di pasok sa QUOTA! Yeahh! Ganyan ako ka sure! Ahaha!
So yun, uwian na. Pinalabas na kami. Umuulan pa rin. My goshh.. wala ang mama ko! Akala ko ba susunduin niya ko??!! Wala akong peraa!! At walang signal yung SUN! WAHHH!! Di ko alam kung paano ako uuwi.. T__T!!
So yun, sa sobrang kawindangan ay nagpaulan ako kahit na may hood ang jacket ko.. Ewan ko ba! Nababaliw na ko nun! Naisip ko na nga na manghingi nang tigpi-piso sa mga tao dun para sa pamasahe!
Hayz.. nakaka asar pa lalu ung nag-uusap sa likod ko! Ganito ang usapan nila!
Boy: You know, my mother is going to camarines suuurrrrr (As in ang pronounciation niya ay Suerrrrrr)!
Girl: Oh really! That's nice, did you have any difficulty in the test? I really found it difficult in the LANGUAGE PROFFICIENCY!! (HUH??! WTF?? Eh ingles ka ng ingles tapos language proficiency??!!)
Aba aba aba! Parang gusto ko hampasin ng bag ko yung mga yun. Pero nagtimpi ako.. 3 sila eh.. baka bugbugin ako.
So yun.. sinuwerte! Nakita ko ang aking ina! Weeee!! Akala ko maglalakad talaga ako mula Quezon City hanggang Makati eh. Weeee!!
Pag-uwi ko.. Natulog ako. Tinulog ko na lang ang aking kawindangan. Baka lumala pa eh.
Tinatamad ako gumawa ng Introduction para sa Thesis namin! Hayz! Di ko gagawin. Tinatamad ako. Sige, hanggang dito na lang muna. ^-^
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